Curtain Humor

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Discovering how a once-ornery theater worker became a crispy corpse with a missing arm ranks on Denton Rourke's, "Things I'd love to do" list slightly below having his wisdom teeth removed with a shovel. But when Denton is offered actual money to assist, the community college teacher by day and amateur detective by whenever it suits him agrees to investigate the scene of the crime: an aging yet historic concert venue. Surprisingly, Denton's first major case doesn't spin out of control for almost an entire afternoon. Then a powerful talent manager insists on an overly rapid resolution so his legendary band can play the theater without the minor inconvenience of being killed, and a pair of obtuse thugs with their own agenda stop by to visit. And to ensure complete chaos, Denton's long-time, fantastic girlfriend wrinkles his personal life by reaching her limit on giving affection to an emotional klutz with the romantic instincts of a frozen waffle. As the body count rises, the loveable yet infuriating sleuth must control his mercurial demeanor and acerbic tongue as he evades inept goons, outwits home appliances, frees large, cranky birds, and tries to stop a madman's unthinkable scheme. Then if he has time (and isn't dead), Denton Rourke must convince the love of his life that he really is worth the effort. Which task will prove the most impossible is anyone's guess.

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Let them wonder, and rub it in their faces. Only a select few can ever know your TRUE hair color But many can be bewildered

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Women's Pink T-Shirt

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The Windsors are England’s most famous family, but what are they really like when they’re out of the public gaze? Behind closed doors in every Royal residence, from Buckingham Palace to Clarence House, there are two families – one upstairs and one down – and nobody knows a Royal quite like a Royal servant, intimately acquainted as they are with every quirk, foible and eccentricity. And there are a fair few! This is the inside story of the Royal Family through the eyes of those who know them best, a sneak peek behind the ermine-trimmed curtains to reveal what they really get up to in their spare time. Are they just like us? Or are they are a world apart? Here are the answers to everything we’ve ever wondered about the Royals: which programmes does the Queen watch on TV? What music did the Queen Mother listen to? Who can drive and who can’t? What is it like to attend a dinner party thrown by Charles and Camilla? Who are the most popular (and most unpopular!) Royals to work for and why? Not in Front of the Corgis is the real Upstairs Downstairs – a unique and fascinating collection of all the secrets you ever wanted to know about the Royal Family.

The Windsors are England’s most famous family, but what are they really like when they’re out of the public gaze? Behind closed doors in every Royal residence, from Buckingham Palace to Clarence House, there are two families - one upstairs and one down - and nobody knows a Royal quite like a Royal servant, intimately acquainted as they are with every quirk, foible and eccentricity. And there are a fair few! This is the inside story of the Royal Family through the eyes of those who know them best, a sneak peek behind the ermine-trimmed curtains to reveal what they really get up to in their spare time. Are they just like us? Or are they are a world apart? Here are the answers to everything we’ve ever wondered about the Royals: which programmes does the Queen watch on TV? What music did the Queen Mother listen to? Who can drive and who can’t? What is it like to attend a dinner party thrown by Charles and Camilla? Who are the most popular (and most unpopular!) Royals to work for and why? Not in Front of the Corgis is the real Upstairs Downstairs - a unique and fascinating collection of all the secrets you ever wanted to know about the Royal Family.

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The Snuggie is a pop culture icon that quickly developed its own cult of awareness. Few of us were asking for a blanket with sleeves, but that’s because we’d forgotten how to dream. Once we’d purchased our Snuggies, we quickly realized our world had changed for the better. Now, we want to show you just what makes the Snuggie cozy and sexy. Brilliantly illustrated with drawings of couples in flagrante delicto, our comprehensive guide includes—in ascending order of difficulty—everything from “The Warm and Snuggie” (for beginners) to “The Yes Ma’am” (perfect for hiding your flaws—not that you have any, of course!) to “The Night In” (which works great when you're staying home to page through The Snuggie Sutra). Based on our blog of the same name, which scored mentions everywhere from The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien to New York magazine and a host of radio stations all over the country, The Snuggie Sutra covers important topics like how to convince your partner to bring a Snuggie into the bedroom and how to set the Snuggie mood (candles and Snuggies don't mix!). We are thrilled to share this first-of-its-kind sexual handbook with the reading, Snuggie-wearing, and love-making public.  Enjoy! --The Snuggie Sutrists

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A comedy thriller play for stage, radio or TV.In a depressed housing market once you find a buyer you need to keep him. Even if he's lying dead on your dining room floor.In the depths of the UK housing market slump, Paul Verwood has waited two years to find a buyer for his bungalow. In desperation he accepts a low offer from a middle aged man relocating to the Dorset area with his beautiful young bride. Paul looks forward to moving out so he can fulfil his dream of travelling around Western Europe in his new motorhome.On the day before completion the buyers call round to measure for curtains, and the husband drops dead. The grieving young widow is still very keen to own her dream home, and Paul is anxious for her to have it. Do they call an ambulance or just hide the body until the house purchase goes through?This is a play originally written for radio but lends itself to stage performance. In its present form you have imagine the interior of a 1930s bungalow, inside the cab of a large motorhome, and visualise early evening on a tranquil late summer beach somewhere on the west coast of Portugal.

A comedy thriller play for stage, radio or TV.In a depressed housing market once you find a buyer you need to keep him. Even if he's lying dead on your dining room floor.In the depths of the UK housing market slump, Paul Verwood has waited two years to find a buyer for his bungalow. In desperation he accepts a low offer from a middle aged man relocating to the Dorset area with his beautiful young bride. Paul looks forward to moving out so he can fulfil his dream of travelling around Western Europe in his new motorhome.On the day before completion the buyers call round to measure for curtains, and the husband drops dead. The grieving young widow is still very keen to own her dream home, and Paul is anxious for her to have it. Do they call an ambulance or just hide the body until the house purchase goes through?This is a play originally written for radio but lends itself to stage performance. In its present form you have imagine the interior of a 1930s bungalow, inside the cab of a large motorhome, and visualise early evening on a tranquil late summer beach somewhere on the west coast of Portugal.